And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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