I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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