Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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