guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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