At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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