It's Friday. Sex?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think a kid would responsible me up
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
