have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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