Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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