Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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