I'm gonna have a badass scar
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Be still, my beating vagina.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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