Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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