party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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