Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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