Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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