Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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