I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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