i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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