That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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