i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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