All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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