U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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