just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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