question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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