Soap is not a condiment
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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