There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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