Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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