I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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