I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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