East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
do herpes really smell.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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