So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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