dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening