**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.