I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
cat food counts as protein by the way
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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