one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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