did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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