Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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