Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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