Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
