I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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