is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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