Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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