i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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