Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
