a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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