doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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