i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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