Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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