Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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