no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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