Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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