well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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