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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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