Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Will you blow on my dice?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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