we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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