Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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