We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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